So I found a great deal (about $160/night, ouch!) on a swanky 4-star hotel right next to Hyde Park. I was very pleased, packed up some stuff I was keeping in the office, and headed over there.
Now, for reference, here's a picture of what my hotel in Earl's Court looked like. It was small, just barely bigger than the double bed in the middle of the room (and very messy in this picture).I didn't realize just how good I had it, until I opened the door to my new hotel room.

From the back of the room.

And the final amazing piece, the bathroom.

In the "shower"